Famous Presidential Liars Contest

‎Wednesday, ‎October ‎12, ‎2016
Famous Presidential Liars Contest

LBJ

We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)

Nixon

I am not a crook

GHW Bush

Read my lips – No New Taxes

Clinton

I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski

GW Bush

Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

Obama

I will have the most transparent administration in history. The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.

The IRS is not targeting anyone.

I am focused like a laser on creating jobs. It was a spontaneous riot about a movie. I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.

You didn’t build that!

I will restore trust in Government.

The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.

The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk

It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.

Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.

We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.

I am not spying on American citizens.

Obama Care will be good for America.

You can keep your family doctor.

Premiums will be lowered by $2500. If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.

It’s just like shopping at Amazon.

I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.

I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.

I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.

I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.

And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.

If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.

If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.

I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.

I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.

And the biggest one of all:

“I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”

I believe we have a winner

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